Yes, we take pride in looking like that. If your mother did not do drugs and was not addicted to the bottle during your birth, you may look this way also.

We're not saying your ugly, we just do not think you are beautiful, attractive, or even a member of the human species.

Might we suggest plastic surgery?

Too bad, we really thought it would have helped you get laid. Oh well, I guess you will continue to play video games.

Oh, our mistake, you were going to say cluttered... we are so sorry... but, your face is just too damned ugly.

The doctor is a time lord

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He was last seen behind you.

Uou should really learn to turn around more.

You will not meet him, unless you are a special person.

You are not special, you never will be special. Even your mother agrees with me that you will never be special. Give up on ever meeting the Doctor. He does not want to meet you.

The above statements are not necessarily true, the Doctor may want to meet you!